Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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