Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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