Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
id be glad to
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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