i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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