Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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