OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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