There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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