you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize