That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You don't make any sense
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I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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