Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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