so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
two words...techno handjob
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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