Non-Jews are for practice
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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