whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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