I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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