i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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