I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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