So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Its about making memories worth repressing
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The ass gains better be worth it
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