sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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