but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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