Just fell off a train. Bad.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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