Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He better not be in your backpack
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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