Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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