You work out of a Hotel?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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