I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
whose ass print is on the piano?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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