where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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