He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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