it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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