She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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