I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize