I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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