margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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