so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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