using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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