Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
the raccoons are back...
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