Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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