Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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