I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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