yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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