Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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