What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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