my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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