i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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