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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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