I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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