I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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