Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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