I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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