He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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