Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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