She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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